Mastering the Art of Useless Texting

Mastering the Art of Useless Texting is the ultimate guide to the absurd world of modern digital communication. Whether you’re over-analyzing emojis or stuck in one-word reply hell, this book walks you through the dos, don’ts, and WTFs of texting in 2024. With sarcasm as sharp as your wit and humor as dry as your "K" texts, this is your survival kit for the endless loop of pings and notifications.